related: bigbigtruck: Seven and a half years ago Brett and I went out for a walk by the lake and we sat down together and he said, “We’ve been together for six years now, and I want to ask you, will you marry me?” And I said “Yes. I want to grow old with you.” And he said “What, right now?” And then we both hunched over and went ARRR GET OFF MY LAWN

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bigbigtruck:

Seven and a half years ago Brett and I went out for a walk by the lake and we sat down together and he said, “We’ve been together for six years now, and I want to ask you, will you marry me?”
And I said “Yes. I want to grow old with you.”
And he said “What, right now?”
And then we both hunched over and went ARRR GET OFF MY LAWN

mondotopless: Cynthia Myers Real woman, mmmm.
Fishnets FTW!
That looks strangely photoshooped.
This is so great! (203): If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don’t care if it’s your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi. (518): So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

This is so great!

(203): If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don’t care if it’s your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.

(518): So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?

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cyberphuk: teenagemutantninjanoses: Raphael is cool, but queefy. Why is this a blog why haven’t I seen it before now why is this person perfect The only way this Canadian could be considered cool.
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